Comments on: April Humor Contest http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/april-humor-contest/ Better thinking -- Better speaking -- Better living Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:16:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Q. Pan http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/april-humor-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-125696 Q. Pan Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:50:46 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/april-humor-contest/#comment-125696 With my luck...even if I were DNA helicase I wouldn't be able to find jeans to unzip. With my luck...my next promotion would be unemployment. With my luck...if I had a fool-proof watch, it'll be stolen. With my luck...if I won the lottery my creditor would claim it. With my luck...if I won this contest I'd die laughing. With my luck...if my horoscopes said I will meet the love of my life, he'd be my brother. With my luck...if I died in a cemetery, they'd still forget to bury me. With my luck…even if I were DNA helicase I wouldn’t be able to find jeans to unzip.

With my luck…my next promotion would be unemployment.

With my luck…if I had a fool-proof watch, it’ll be stolen.

With my luck…if I won the lottery my creditor would claim it.

With my luck…if I won this contest I’d die laughing.

With my luck…if my horoscopes said I will meet the love of my life, he’d be my brother.

With my luck…if I died in a cemetery, they’d still forget to bury me.

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