Comments on: Creative Ideas for Your Telephone Answering Machine http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/ Better thinking -- Better speaking -- Better living Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:20:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Jessa http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-77425 Jessa Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:27:09 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-77425 lol those are pretty funny. However I found mine online and this is it. You know what I hate about voicemail messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. BEEEP lol those are pretty funny. However I found mine online and this is it.
You know what I hate about voicemail messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, “We aren’t in, leave a message.” That’s why I’ve decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. BEEEP

]]> By: Virtual Receptionist http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-28784 Virtual Receptionist Sun, 16 Sep 2007 07:22:57 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-28784 Oh my gosh, these are hysterical! Number 3 and 4 made me LOL! Probably the most annoying message is the one my sons and his friends put on their cell phones..."Hi, yah, ok, what!, what did you say?? I can't hear you (and you hear a ton of people in the background like they're at a party or something)..then you hear.."oh nevermind, I'm not here right now, just leave a message"... It's soooo annoying, (lol)..but funny too..After you've screamed into the phone ten times to speak above the noise in the background - you do feel like an idiot. Kids. Barb Oh my gosh, these are hysterical! Number 3 and 4 made me LOL!
Probably the most annoying message is the one my sons and his friends put on their cell phones…”Hi, yah, ok, what!, what did you say?? I can’t hear you (and you hear a ton of people in the background like they’re at a party or something)..then you hear..”oh nevermind, I’m not here right now, just leave a message”…
It’s soooo annoying, (lol)..but funny too..After you’ve screamed into the phone ten times to speak above the noise in the background - you do feel like an idiot.
Kids.
Barb

]]> By: Kevin Lankford http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-3616 Kevin Lankford Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:33:37 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-3616 How about: "Hi, this is TOBO GEEGIO (insert clown name) and I have a lot of plates in the air right now...soooo...leeeeave a mess...message at the tone CRASH! (if you can find a sound effect of glass breaking or break something yourself) How about: “Hi, this is TOBO GEEGIO (insert clown name) and I have a lot of plates in the air right now…soooo…leeeeave a mess…message at the tone CRASH! (if you can find a sound effect of glass breaking or break something yourself)

]]> By: Bernie Constable http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-3608 Bernie Constable Mon, 01 Jan 2007 17:42:26 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-3608 Here is mine, "I may be in, I may be out, but either way there is some doubt. Leave a message if you will and when your done and had your fill, someone here will call you soon, prior to or afternoon. If theres news that you must tell, you may reach me on my cell. Here is mine, “I may be in, I may be out, but either way there is some doubt. Leave a message if you will and when your done and had your fill, someone here will call you soon, prior to or afternoon. If theres news that you must tell, you may reach me on my cell.

]]> By: John Kinde http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-219 John Kinde Tue, 02 May 2006 23:34:50 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-219 Since you are a professional clown, maybe you could try some sound effects associated with your clown character. Hi this is Ms Match. (honk honk) I'm away from the phone. (train whistle) I'm glad you called. (whee whistle) Leave a message and I'll call you right back! Since you are a professional clown, maybe you could try some sound effects associated with your clown character.
Hi this is Ms Match.
(honk honk)
I’m away from the phone.
(train whistle)
I’m glad you called.
(whee whistle)
Leave a message and I’ll call you right back!

]]> By: carol http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-218 carol Tue, 02 May 2006 22:58:33 +0000 http://www.humorpower.com/blog/2006/04/creative-ideas-for-your-telephone-answering-machine/#comment-218 I do kids entertainment AND can never fiqure out a cute way to do my answering machine. Help please. thanks carol I do kids entertainment AND can never fiqure out a cute way to do my answering machine. Help please. thanks carol

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