Humor Skills — Creative Writing — Wine and Ice Cream Contest

Just in time for the holidays.  Brighten your holiday table and amaze your friends and family with these new sensations (not available in stores or anywhere else).  Congratulations to our contest winners who took the creative writing challenge and sharpened their humor skills!

** FIRST PLACE WINE **

Chardon-neigh – A young wine with delightful golden overtones, made daily by horses. Aromas of hay, fresh grass, leather. Best enjoyed warm.

Paula Frederick, Scituate, Massachusetts

** RUNNER-UP WINE **

Healthy Heart Oat-Bran Wine – When you drink this wine, you know you’re pursuing a healthful course of living and you’re not just some lush after all!
 
Karlyn Thayer, LaJunta, Colorado

** FIRST PLACE ICE CREAM **

Siegcheese and Roy – The magical combination of Cheez-Its and Frosted Flakes in otherwise completely vanilla ice cream.

Charmin Dahl, Las Vegas, Nevada

** RUNNER-UP ICE CREAM **

Apple Crisp – An autumnal treat infused with fresh, toasty warm road apples. Popular at parades.

Paula Frederick, Scituate, Massachusetts