Heavenly Humor — Creative Humor Writing Contest

The theme for July’s  creative humor writing contest is: 

You know you’re in heaven when…

– Your lines could be humorous.  I checked with God and she has a sense of humor.

– Your lines could be philosophical.  Often a non-funny line will still bring a smile.

– Your lines could be anything you want them to be.  Just be creative.

Here are some examples:

     You know you’re in heaven when…there’s nothing on TV because there is no TV.

     You know you’re in heaven when…every joke you tell is funny.  (We’re not in heaven now.)

     You know you’re in heaven when…everyone is worshiping the same God.

     You know you’re in heaven when…you have no money because there is nothing you need.

     You know you’re in heaven when…every phone call is local unless you want to call a friend in Hell.

     You know you’re in heaven when…nobody gambles because it’s boring to always win.

 Take the challenge this month.  Enter the contest.

 Put on your Creativity Hat.

Brainstorm.  Sleep on it.  Rewrite.

Send your best lines to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by July 15, 2007.

We will publish the best lines by the end of the month.