Cartoon Caption Contest Results

Here are the results of our first Cartoon Caption Contest. Our caption contests feature the artwork of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.  His site features a new cartoon every day and thousands of cartoons listed by category.

Look for future cartoon contests on the first of the month.  And look for new joke contests on the 15th.

Bug Cartoon


Yes, I know Kung-Fu.  And stop calling me Grasshopper.
     Frank Roth, Dumfries, Virginia


What! She left you for a Volkswagen?
     Les Harden, Brisbane, Australia


It’s okay.   It’s a common misconception; but no, I’m not always praying.
     Carey Dyer, Fredericksburg, Texas

HONORABLE MENTION (In random order)

I’m telling you I’m worn out from these free summer concerts; every night from dusk until dawn.

I love the country; none of the restaurants here serve chocolate-covered ants or fried grasshoppers.

I was so tired the other day, Larry the beetle told me I looked human-eyed.

Your leaf or mine?

Let’s name our music group The Cicadas.  If we hit it big, we can make a come-back every 17 Years!

Cheer up. I hear the lady bugs are in town.

I saw a spider with glasses the other day. He wasn’t too happy when I called him 16 eyes.

I was flippin though Ladybug Illustrated and they were all wearing the same red with black polka dots they wore last year and the year before that.

I think God programmed my brain to think about ladybugs every 5 seconds.

Well, last night I took care of husband #3.  Why go through a long, costly divorce when you can just eat them?

Sorry, can make play poker tonight. Last night, my wife nearly bit my head off.

A couple Hail Marys, a few Our Fathers and I’m over my last husband.
Hey, are you ok? I heard from big boss that you are on leaf?

I tell you, that’s the last time I’m goaded into playing the balloon toss game at the company picnic!

Let’s just hope that the lawnmower has dull blades.

I don’t know what’s wrong with Madge.  Every time I try to show her some affection she tries to rip my head off.
And the barman called me by my name.

Just cause I’m green doesn’t mean I agree with Al Gore.

So Doug, did you get your rug back?

I’m so sick of stereotypes that I quit Kung Fu.  
Colin, what the hell did you say to that Genie? 

Kenny! Whacked by a newspaper roll! What a terrible way to go.

 So there’s this elephant beetle, a fruit fly and a lava…

I know that bug and she’s no ladybug!