Creative Humor Writing — December Cartoon Caption Results

Here are the top captions from our Holiday Cartoon Contest featuring the art of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.

Look for our next Cartoon Caption Contest on January 1, 2008.

And our next joke contest will be announced on January 15, 2008.

Here are the top captions selected by our panel of judges.

Holiday cartoon

** FIRST PLACE **

I’m wearing it to the ACLU party.
    Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Before writing Shirt Slogans I wrote political speeches.
    Les Harden, Brisbane, Australia

** THIRD PLACE **

I got it from my secret Santa.
    Melanie White, Rowlett, Texas, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

So it’s a dumb name for a bowling team.
It’s not easy being a Jewish Christian Pagan Orthodox Buddhist.
Its better to be indirect than indecisive.
Of Course it’s vague, the stupid designer forgot the to Whoever.
I never have to change my shirt.
Sweetheart, you wanted me to get a one-size-fits-all jumper.
And then I was chased by a group of angry nuns!
I know it’s vague…something about separation between church and state.
Instead of responding I just point to the shirt and they leave me alone.
Dammit Mrs. Clause, I was already half way around the World before I realized I forgot my beard!

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