Creative Humor Writing — Cartoon Caption Contest Results

Here are the results from our Aliens Cartoon Caption Contest.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

New Joke Contests are announced on the 15th of the month.

We had several first time contributors this month.  Congratulations.

Aliens Cartoon Contest

** FIRST PLACE **

It’s either a courting ritual or they’ve just mated.
     Les Harden, Brisbane, Australia

** SECOND PLACE **

I told you it wasn’t our muffler!
     Phil Harrington, Deerfield Beach, Florida, USA

** THIRD PLACE **

I recommend we call off the invasion and wait for them to destroy themselves.
     Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

This species must not have Lungs.
I love the smell of Carbon monoxide in the morning.
Perfect…these humans must not need oxygen to live either.
Boy this sure was an easy place to find with that giant hole in the ozone.
Yup, you better call in the rest of the Volunteer Alien Fire Department.
Large smoking guns and canons targeted at space! We have a spy among us.
Whew!  I am sure glad you landed on THIS side of the fence!
Would you look at that ash tray!  These guys must be HUGE!
I told you to stop and ask for directions.
Remember, keep this planet secret or ALL the aliens will come here for gas! These idiots are giving it away for free!
They’re more primitive than I thought, they still send smoke signals.
We were thinking of making Earth a planet but I think we’ll just go with Pluto instead.
I told you that was smoke signal code for ‘hell’ not ‘hello.’
I said “find a refined planet”, not “planet refinery”!
I thought we abducted all the stupid ones already?
Wow, I knew this planet had global warming problems — look at her now, she’s smokin’!
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
We got here just in time.  They’re already putting up a smoke screen.
We really need to get a new travel agent!
So many smoke signals, they must be in a lot of trouble.
I told you not to turn left at Pluto!
They must have voted off the fireman.
Here 39 seconds and already I’m homesick.
Are they waving their heads or their tails?
That reminds me…before we left did you turn off the oven.
I think one of the fat ones winked at me.
Don’t destroy this planet…it’s self destructing anyway.
This must be the designated smoking area.
This place is a cross between Rod Serling and Al Gore.