Writing A Joke — Creative Humor Writing Contest

Here’s the theme of this month’s contest:  What if we filled traditional jobs with non-traditional people?

Here are a few examples:

Astronomer — Hire a space alien.  At least it might know when a planet is a planet.

Time Management Expert — Hire a well-dressed nun.  It’s all about having good habits.

President of the United States — Elect a baby.  When he or she makes a mess everyone thinks it’s cute.

Look for your own connections.  You can start with a job and search for the unusual person to hire.  Or you can start with a type of person and look for a unique job to put them in. 

Submit your best lines to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by March 29, 2008.