Joke Contest — Creative Humor Writing

Our Joke Writing Contest for last month was Corporate Sponsors.

Our next contest will be announced June 15.

Our Cartoon Caption Contest is announced on the first of each month.  This month’s cartoon has been a popular one.

Here are the top lines from Quirky Corporate Sponsors.

** FIRST PLACE **

The Umpire Hall of Fame brought to you by LensCrafters.
     Kris Huffman, Bethany, Oklahoma, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Mafia backs securities brokerage house and it becomes: Merrill Lynch Mob.
     Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA

** THIRD PLACE **

San Francisco-Oakland E-Bay Bridge.
     Harold Boje, San Francisco, California, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Political humorist supports San Francisco landmark and renames it:  The Palace of Fine Art Buchwald.

  – Chocolate manufacturer infuses capital into the US Treasury and it becomes The Hershey’s Mint.

  – Automaker keeps the tax collector solvent and it’s promoted as Dodge IRS.

  – Morton’s Great Salt Lake.

  – Orange Julius Caesar’s Palace.