Cartoon Caption Contest Results

Our July Cartoon Caption Contest was The Bicycle by professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.  He can create custom cartoons for your special project.

Our caption contests are announced on the first of the month.

Our joke contests are announced on the 15th of the month.

Here are the top lines from this month’s contest.



And with all the money you’ll save on gas, you can rent your own apartment.
     Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA


I told you it had a manual transmission and great fuel economy.
     N Diamond


With this baby, my only carbon footprint is the wear on the rubber tires.
     Bernard Wong, Johor Bahru, Johor, Malaysia.

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – This one solves two major national problems, energy and obesity.
  – Lance Armstrong has one just like it and look who he is dating!
  – That’s a radar detector.  A car only has 5 speeds, this has 12, think how fast you can go.
  – It won’t go highway speeds, but if anyone gets in your way just press this button on the little black eliminator box…and zzzzap!
  – Think of it as the ultimate green car.
  – We’re downsizing–and by the way, you start your paper route tomorrow.
  – You’ll only have to use it until gas comes down to $3.25 a gallon.
   – My doctor ordered me to pedal around the block twice a day because I am suffering from Bicycle-Cell-Anemia.
  – Don’t be embarrassed…just tell your friends it’s a hybrid.