Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Barber Shop

Here are the results of the August cartoon caption contest selected by our panel of eleven judges (speakers and improv players).  Our contests feature the art of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.

Look for our next caption contest on September 1.

Our joke writing contests are announced in the middle of the month.

Here are this month’s top lines.


You should of told me she was your wife!
     Jeanette Diss, Cowes, Phillip Island Victoria, Australia


This is one expensive haircut.  In fact, I think I’ll be paying for this haircut for the next couple months. 
     Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA


No! I did not want a style that looked like the Chicago skyline.
     Jerry Smith, New Albany, Ohio, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – I thought the sign that said 50% off referred to the price of a haircut.
  – I know I didn’t tip you so well last time, but did you have to do this?
  – I’d like to see you try cutting someone’s hair during an Earthquake!
  – The Last of the Mohicans?  Sure, I saw it….why?  Acckkkk!
  – I didn’t know your only previous experience was a landscaper!?
  – Have you been drinking that green stuff the combs are kept in?
  – I hope you aren’t expecting a tip.  The only tip I have for you is to go back to barber school.
  – Are you sure I look taller with this hair cut ?
  – If I wanted to be scalped — I’d call my bookie!
  – Now watch me shave a little off your TIP!
  – When I asked for a shave, I didn’t mean my head!

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