Humor Skills — Cartoon Caption Contest

It’s time for the results of the September Cartoon Caption Contest.  We’re featuring the Snake and Frogs cartoon by Dan Rosandich.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

And here are the top captions selected by our panel of judges.


I told you he’d come crawling back!
     Anthony Navarro, Santa Ana, California, USA


Ok, you create a diversion and I’ll go see if that lump is really Franky.
     Austin Elcano, Reno, Nevada, USA


We’re the ones who should be smiling…it’s Leap Year, not the Year of the Snake.
     Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

– Look at those curves!  She must workout.
– Wow, Kermit went on the Oprah show and got a complete makeover.
– Not me.  You tell him his fly is open.
– Who’s gonna break it to Miss Piggy?
– Do you think he could be vegetarian?
– He looks pretty happy considering he has a frog in his throat.
– He’s the long, silent type.
– Last time I saw him smile like that, I lost an uncle and two cousins!
– We’re distant cousins.
– Darn, wish I hadn’t quit those snake charming lessons.
– These guys get all the good publicity. You never hear of anyone referred to as “a frog in the grass!”
– Hey, I ain’t telling her that stripes went out in the 70s…you?

– When was the last time you saw Freddy?

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