Humor Writing Contest Results — Favorite Entertainment

It time for the results of the Favorite Entertainment joke writing contest.

New Joke Writing Contests are announced mid-month.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the 1st of each month.

Now…here are the top entries.

** FIRST PLACE **

Jewelers have fun in the proper setting.
     Martyn Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Arctic explorers love pole dancers.
     Arun Ramkumar, Chennai, India

** THIRD PLACE **

Blacksmiths like heavy metal.
     Anthony Navarro, Santa Ana, California, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

– Cows like the moooovies.
– Packaging machine engineers listen to wrappers.
– Detectives enjoy clue.
– Real estate barons play monopoly.
– Crybabies like whineries.
– Plumbers indulge in pipe dreams.
– Cardiac surgeons play hearts.
– Ditch diggers like spades.
– Golfers like rough and tumble, but only in a fair way.
– Poker players love Full House.
– Cleanliness freaks love soap operas.
– Divorce attorneys love the X-files.
– Undertakes love 6 feet under.
– Geologists love rock concerts.
– Astronauts love Dancing with the stars.
– Cryogenists like ice skating.
– Slackers spend time Hang Gliding.
– Hair Stylists in Sweden take time off to go Curling.
– Belgian Waffle Makers root for The Gridiron Sports.
– Railroad Engineers support All Track Events.
– Burning Man Attendees like to listen to torch singers and watch Firing Line.
– The Gore family loves horror movies.
– Geologists love rock music.
– Plumbers enjoy clog dancing.
– Pretzel makers enjoy doing the twist.
– Morticians vacation in Death Valley.    
– Carpenters like Woody Allen.
– Olympiads like Barnum & Bailey’s 5 Ring Circus.
– Spelling Bee contestants like David Letterman.
– Card players like to draw.
– Historians enjoy all past times.
– Schizophrenics read US Weekly.
– Immigrants do cross country.
– Loners play UNO.
– Politicians study ventriloquism.
– Lawyers play truth or dare.
– Lawyers watch The Moment of Truth.
– Mimes play Charades.
– Contortionists play Twister.
– Matchmakers love fireworks.