Humor Power

It time for the results of the Favorite Entertainment joke writing contest.

New Joke Writing Contests are announced mid-month.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the 1st of each month.

Now…here are the top entries.

** FIRST PLACE **

Jewelers have fun in the proper setting.
     Martyn Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Arctic explorers love pole dancers.
     Arun Ramkumar, Chennai, India

** THIRD PLACE **

Blacksmiths like heavy metal.
     Anthony Navarro, Santa Ana, California, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

- Cows like the moooovies.
- Packaging machine engineers listen to wrappers.
- Detectives enjoy clue.
- Real estate barons play monopoly.
- Crybabies like whineries.
- Plumbers indulge in pipe dreams.
- Cardiac surgeons play hearts.
- Ditch diggers like spades.
- Golfers like rough and tumble, but only in a fair way.
- Poker players love Full House.
- Cleanliness freaks love soap operas.
- Divorce attorneys love the X-files.
- Undertakes love 6 feet under.
- Geologists love rock concerts.
- Astronauts love Dancing with the stars.
- Cryogenists like ice skating.
- Slackers spend time Hang Gliding.
- Hair Stylists in Sweden take time off to go Curling.
- Belgian Waffle Makers root for The Gridiron Sports.
- Railroad Engineers support All Track Events.
- Burning Man Attendees like to listen to torch singers and watch Firing Line.
- The Gore family loves horror movies.
- Geologists love rock music.
- Plumbers enjoy clog dancing.
- Pretzel makers enjoy doing the twist.
- Morticians vacation in Death Valley.    
- Carpenters like Woody Allen.
- Olympiads like Barnum & Bailey’s 5 Ring Circus.
- Spelling Bee contestants like David Letterman.
- Card players like to draw.
- Historians enjoy all past times.
- Schizophrenics read US Weekly.
- Immigrants do cross country.
- Loners play UNO.
- Politicians study ventriloquism.
- Lawyers play truth or dare.
- Lawyers watch The Moment of Truth.
- Mimes play Charades.
- Contortionists play Twister.
- Matchmakers love fireworks.

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