Creative Writing — Humor Skills — Contest Results
It’s time for the results of the Celebrity Businesses Joke Contest.
We announce a new joke contest mid-month.
And we announce a new Cartoon Caption Contest on the first of the month.
Here are this month’s top lines. Thanks to everyone who submitted entries!
** FIRST PLACE **
Howard Stern goes into business selling electric athletic supporters: Shock Jocks.
Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA
**SECOND PLACE **
Rosanne Cash and Jim Carrey open a wholesale outlet: Cash & Carrey.
Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA
** THIRD PLACE **
G Gordon Liddy opens a gas station called Exx-Con.
Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA
HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)
– Popular actress opens up a bank: Lindsay Savings and Lohan.
– Popular radio host starts a boat dealership: Howard’s Stem to Stern.
– Justin opens a retreat in the woods: Timberlake Lodge.
– John Kerry opens a restaurant: Heinz Kurry.
– Derek Jeter makes sugar-filled caricatures of his teammates: Yankee Doodle Candies.
– Ex NFL players from Wisconsin set up a business: Green Bay Packers and Movers.
– Simon and Garfunkel reunite to form a construction company to build Bridges over troubled waters.
– Bill O’Reilly opens a math-tutoring business called The Factor.
– Bill Gates has a luxury bed business for little people: Microsoft Mattresses.
– George Cohan Derek Jeter explores his artistic side by making sugar-filled caricatures of his teammates, which he sells at a Manhattan confectionery dubbed Yankee Doodle Candies.
– Microsoft releases a new firewall for Windows named Bill’s Gates.
– Tina Turner opens a rotisserie shop.
– Popular actor starts a risky business: Tom Cruise Lines.
– Whoever loses for President will get into the diaper business so he can still make change happen.
– Tom Hanks registers himself as a teacher with one mission: Passing Primate Ryan.
– Amy Winehouse opens up a bar: Amy’s Winehouse.
– David Beckham writes a tell-all memoir on his wife: Victoria’s secrets.
– Bill O’Reilly opens a Math tutoring business called The Factor.
– Bill Gates has a luxury bed business for little people and advertises his Microsoft mattresses.