Cartoon Caption Contest Results

It’s time for the November Cartoon Caption Contest results featuring the art of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.

The next contest will be announced on December 1.

Check out our current joke contest.

Next, watch for our multi-part post:  When Humor Misfires.

Here are the top captions:

** FIRST PLACE **

Now I know why my system was running so slowly.  My anti-virus software found this computer worm.
     Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Is this one of those you tubes everyone is talking about?
      Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA

** THIRD PLACE **

I’m not going to let you off the hook again!
     Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – The doctor removed it yesterday–that’s how I’m able to bend my right arm like this.
  – What’s-his-name gave me this thingamajig to give to you-know-who.
  – I bought this off eBay. It’s Gary Coleman’s belt.
  – I worked my butt off for twenty years and what do they do–they give me the hook.
  – I only received part of my order.  I got the hook; I’m still waiting for the line and sinker.
  – How many times do  I have to tell you to leave the question marks in the dialog balloons?
  – If you keep chewing your retainer, you will never get your teeth straight!
  – I’m tired of talking your ear off!
  – I’m sorry, I accidently ran over your hash pipe.
  – I wanted the whole tea pot, not just the handle.
  – Senior Bush to Junior Bush:  “It’s time to leash you my son…you have done enough damage.”
  – Is this what happened to my connectivity?

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