Joke Contest Results — Creative Humor Writing
It’s time for the results of the Alternative TV Joke Contest
New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.
And new Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of each month.
Here are this month’s top lines:
** FIRST PLACE **
Desperate Houseflies: Animal Planet special explores the perilous lives of suburban houseflies.
Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA
** SECOND PLACE **
Supper Man: Amazing feats of Culinary speed and power, as the Man of Steel goes up against The Iron Chef for control of the Universe.
Sol Morrison, Santa Barbara, California, USA
** THIRD PLACE **
Two and a Half Men Six Feet Under: The search for half a body continues.
Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA
HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)
– Star Trek Honeymooners: Ralph and Alice both go to the Moon.
– E R Cops: The city’s finest, doing their best to keep malpractice to a minimum.
– Survivor of Gilligan’s Island: The Millionaire!
– 3rd Rock from the Sun: Manhattan is proved to be the center of the universe.
– Star Trek M*A*S*H: Treating space sickness across the galaxy in the 23rd century.
– The Dukes of Hazzard Meet the Press: Red necks and yellow journalism get together weekly.
– House Without A Trace: Sixty minutes of high powered vacuum cleaner commercials every week.
– I Love Losers: All the losing November election candidates compete for Barack Obama’s Senate seat.
– How I Met Your Mother on The Streets of San Francisco: A man recounts to his two children how he met their mother on a street corner in San Francisco.
– Knitting with the Stars: Celebrities compete to create the most beautiful afghan.
– Wall Street Blues: A look at the recent decline in the stock market.
– Love Boat Wife Swap: Swingers frolic aboard a luxury cruise ship.
– Mad About Ewe: Discovery Channel special explores the life of the sheep herder.
– Ex-Men: The ups and downs in the lives of three men who underwent a sex change.
– The Three Stooges: An in-depth interview with the CEO’s of GM, Ford, and Chrysler.
– Green Acres And Ham: Sam-I-Am down on the Farm, bothering everyone to taste his delicacies.
– Eater’s Digest: On the Cooking Network, this program comes on at end showing just what all that food looks like going thru your Digestive Tract.
– Two and a Half Men: A & E Biography on the life of Al Gore.