Joke Contest Results — Creative Humor Writing

It’s time for the results of the Alternative TV Joke Contest

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

And new Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of each month.

Here are this month’s top lines:

** FIRST PLACE **

Desperate Houseflies:  Animal Planet special explores the perilous lives of suburban houseflies.

     Gary Bachman, Hagerstown, Maryland, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Supper Man:  Amazing feats of Culinary speed and power, as the Man of Steel goes up against The Iron Chef for control of the Universe.

     Sol Morrison, Santa Barbara, California, USA

** THIRD PLACE **

Two and a Half Men Six Feet Under:  The search for half a body continues.

     Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Star Trek Honeymooners:  Ralph and Alice both go to the Moon.
  – E R Cops:  The city’s finest, doing their best to keep malpractice to a minimum.
  – Survivor of Gilligan’s Island: The Millionaire!
  – 3rd Rock from the Sun:  Manhattan is proved to be the center of the universe.
  – Star Trek M*A*S*H:  Treating space sickness across the galaxy in the 23rd century.
  – The Dukes of Hazzard Meet the Press:  Red necks and yellow journalism get together weekly.
  – House Without A Trace:  Sixty minutes of high powered vacuum cleaner commercials every week.
  – I Love Losers:  All the losing November election candidates compete for Barack Obama’s Senate seat.
  – How I Met Your Mother on The Streets of San Francisco:  A man recounts to his two children how he met their mother on a street corner in San Francisco.
  – Knitting with the Stars:  Celebrities compete to create the most beautiful afghan.
  – Wall Street Blues:  A look at the recent decline in the stock market.
  – Love Boat Wife Swap:  Swingers frolic aboard a luxury cruise ship.
  – Mad About Ewe:  Discovery Channel special explores the life of the sheep herder.
  – Ex-Men:  The ups and downs in the lives of three men who underwent a sex change.
  – The Three Stooges:  An in-depth interview with the CEO’s of GM, Ford, and Chrysler.
  – Green Acres And Ham:  Sam-I-Am down on the Farm, bothering everyone to taste his delicacies.
  – Eater’s  Digest:  On the Cooking Network, this program comes on at end showing just what all that food looks like going thru your Digestive Tract.
  – Two and a Half Men:  A & E Biography on the life of  Al Gore.