Santa Claus — Joke Contest

Did you ever wonder what Santa does after Christmas?  Here’s your chance to find out.  It’s your challenge to tell us exactly how he spends the off season.  This is a contest inspired by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara.

We announce new joke contests mid-month.

And we announce new cartoon caption contests on the 1st of the month.

Here are some sample lines of where the Santa contest could take you:

  – He shaves his beard and for six months works as a Chippendale dancer in Las Vegas.
  – He goes back to Washington DC where he is a Senator from a small mid-western state.
  – She takes off her costume and starts rehearsal for the next Rosie O’Donnell show.

It’s time for you to exercise your creativity.  Write as many lines as you can think of.  Sleep on them.  Rewrite and improve the lines.  Creating good humor is often a numbers game.  Go for quantity first, then work on quality.  Select your best lines and submit them to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by December 30, 2008.