Creative Humor Writing — New Joke Contest

For the January contest, we’re looking for New Year’s Resolutions We’ll Never See.  This month’s contest theme was suggested by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara.  Your challenge is to write Unlikely New Year’s Resolutions for famous people, historical figures, fictitious characters.  This could include living celebrities, people who are no longer living, cartoon characters, mythical figures, animals, etc.  For example:

The Cyclops:  Eat more vegetarians.

Attila The Hun:  Send thank-you letters after each raiding party.

Sarah Palin:  Stop looking at Russia with my binoculars.

Write some funny lines, pick your best ones, and submit them to by January 31, 2009.