Creative Humor Writing — New Joke Contest
For the January contest, we’re looking for New Year’s Resolutions We’ll Never See. This month’s contest theme was suggested by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara. Your challenge is to write Unlikely New Year’s Resolutions for famous people, historical figures, fictitious characters. This could include living celebrities, people who are no longer living, cartoon characters, mythical figures, animals, etc. For example:
The Cyclops: Eat more vegetarians.
Attila The Hun: Send thank-you letters after each raiding party.
Sarah Palin: Stop looking at Russia with my binoculars.
Write some funny lines, pick your best ones, and submit them to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by January 31, 2009.
January 31st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
check the voltage of humour power .take proper dose from women throughout the year Because if you are not intune with them you will have to face the music through out the year /Happy new EARS
January 31st, 2009 at 7:11 pm
submit or surrender /humour will remain green for ever/creativity is inborn spel it somewhat witty And this year this should be written- CREATIWITTY