New Joke Contest — Creative Humor Writing

Our contest theme for February is Quirky Breakfast Foods.

We announce new Joke Contests in the middle of the month.

And our Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Here are some possible lines for this month’s theme:

Quirky Breakfast Foods

Snap Crackle Pop:  The breakfast of Chiropractors.

Chex Mate:  Castle your king for a royal breakfast.

Eggs Benedict:  A Vatican favorite.

See how many lines you can create.  Select your best ones and submit them to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by February 28, 2009.