Cartoon Caption Contest — Creative Humor Writing

Here are the results of our latest Cartoon Caption Contest.

Our next caption contest will be announced on May 1.

New joke contests are announced mid month.

Here are this month’s top lines.

** FIRST PLACE **

The FAA hired me to keep you guys off the runway.
      Cindy Tebo, Catawissa, Missouri, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Your mission is to fly up to the 42nd floor and see what the AIG execs are doing with all that bailout money.
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA

** THIRD PLACE **

This is your stimulant, enjoy it.  I’m still waiting for mine.
     Timothy Busam, Cary, North Carolina, USA.

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – I’ll give you all the popcorn you want, but I am not sharing my wine with Mynahs!
  – Don’t beg for more!  Remember, I am one of those ex-AIG executives who had to return our bonuses.
  – Now roll over.
  – Come on guys, give me a break even a scarecrow needs some time to himself.
  – Didn’t anyone bring back a response from all those resumes I gave you?  
  – When you guys fly South for the winter, see if you can spot my job, my car, and my house.  They all went that-a-way.
  – Bernie made off with a couple of stool pigeons.
  – I bet you guys would eat it if Rachael Ray were tossing it out.
  – Carl, did we fly to the wrong Main Street? I thought after the election we’d be getting more. This is definitely the guy on Main Street, but things aren’t getting any better.
  – What do you mean its too salty?  You want healthy stuff; you go and catch your own.
  – From Caviar to Popcorn — A Riches to Rags Story.