Joke Contest Results — Creative Humor Writing

It’s time for the results of the Quirky Pet Foods contest.

Our next Joke Writing Contest will be on the 15th.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Here are the top lines from this month’s contest, selected by our panel of seven judges (speakers and improv players).


Twheaties:  Canary flavored breakfast cereal for cats.
     Jim Spero, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA


Tender Piddles:  Special formula for cats who occasionally miss the litter box.
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA


Chow Mane:  Full of vitamins to grow healthy hair on lions.
     Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – A jungle favorite:  Chocolate Chimp Cookies and Ape Nut Flakes.
  – For small, female horses:  Filly Mignon Steak.   
  – Favorite of Sloths:  Dirty Rice and Sloppy Joe Sandwiches.
  – Canary favorite:  Peep Tarts and Coal Slaw.
  – Irish Setter:  Saint Patty Melt.
  – Termites:  Plank Steak.
  – Hush Guppies.
  – St Bernard:  Holy Mackerel and Angel Food Cake.
  – Ducks:  Quacker Oats.
  – Young Dogs:  Pup Tarts.
  – Kosher Dog Food:  Lox and Beagles.
  – Lo-Fat-Cats:  For dieting dogs.
  – Tweety Pies:  For discriminating puddy tat palates.
  – Pedigreen:  Special mix for Irish Setters.
  – Mouse Mix:  For pet owls and pussycats.
  – Beggin strips: Bacon flavored dog snacks for pets of AIG Management.
  – Road Apple Jacks:  For keeping dogs calm on long Road trips.
  – Dream of Meat : Wheat cereal for dogs that has a subtle meat flavor.
  – Dog Trix: Silly Rabbit these Trix are for dogs.
  – Rex Lax: Guard dog food that is high in Fiber.
  – Pupsi Cola: Brand new Cola flavored dog water.
  – Guppy Chow:  Makes fish chase their tail.
  – Double dribble:  Bubble gum flavored treats that make dogs drool.
  – German Shepherd’s pie.
  – Cycle:  Pet food for your Hell’s Angelfish.
  – Bark:  Dog food brand made from trees.
  – Chickens like anything that doesn’t taste like chicken.
  – My Impala eats gas, oil, and windshield wiper fluid.
  – I Sear meat for my Roebuck; it Wards off disease for only Penney’s.
  – My young horse likes Filly Cheese Steaks.
  – My rabbit doesn’t like hare in his soup.
  – My beaver eats things that are dam good.
  – Bow Wow:  Black-Tie Doggie biscuits.