Humor Contest — The Car Business

Let’s help re-engineer the Automobile Business.  They’re looking for ideas to re-invent the Car Manufacturing business.   Maybe we can help.

Why limit the making of cars to Ford, GM and Chrysler? 

What if cars were made by someone other than traditional car companies?

For example:

If the Cruise Ship Industry made cars…there would be an extra charge for windows that would let you see outside.

If Golds Gym made cars…they’d get rid of spare tires.

If Beano made cars…they would run on less gas.

What great and creative ideas can you come up with?  Make your list and submit your best lines to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by May 30, 2009.

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.  And new Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.