Humor Power

This month’s Joke Contest was suggested by Sol Morrison, Santa Barbara, California.  The theme is Retirement Gifts.

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

And new Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Your writing challenge is to come up with ideal retirement gifts for famous people.  Here are some examples:

Bernie Madoff:  A cell phone…so he can make calls from his cell.
Mary Kay:  A pink walker.
Bill Gates:  An Apple computer.

Exercise your creativity and let us know what the ideal retirement gift would be for celebrities, politicians, fictional characters, historical figures, etc.  Evaluate your lines and then send your best ones to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by June 30, 2009.

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