Joke Contest — Retirement Gifts
Our Joke Writing Contest theme last month was: Retirement Gifts.
New Joke contests are announced mid-month.
New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.
Here are the Retirement Gifts top lines:
** FIRST PLACE **
Rush Limbaugh: A bucket of fried chicken — all right wings.
Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA
** SECOND PLACE **
Rod Blagojevich: The key to the city — the exit gate.
Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California, USA
** THIRD PLACE **
David Letterman: A saw sharpener.
Kaye Newton, Raymond Terrace, NSW, Australia
HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)
– Donald Trump: A large box of Lego building blocks.
– Albert Einstein: A jigsaw puzzle.
– Napoleon: Stilts and mittens.
– The Rolling Stones: Moss.
– William Shatner: A discounted stateroom on the USS Enterprise.