Joke Contest — Unlikely Quotes
The theme for this month’s joke contest is Unlikely Quotes.
New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.
New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.
Your challenge this month is to create an unlikely quote which might result from a professional person placed in the wrong job position. The professional could be a specific celebrity or a general category of professional people. The format would be: QUOTE followed by THE PRO and THE JOB POSITION.
Here are some examples:
“I can’t hear you!” A drill sergeant working at a hearing aid store.
“Abra cadaver.” A magician working at a funeral home.
“I’ll shoot you as soon as you smile.” A sniper working at a photo studio.
Write several lines. Edit and improve them. Select your best ones. Then submit them to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by July 31, 2009.