Humor Contest Results — Geo Foods
The Geo-Foods humor contest was popular. Our readers submitted many entries. Special thanks to Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara for the contest theme.
New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.
New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month.
Here are the results selected by our panel of ten judges.
** FIRST PLACE **
Indianimal crackers: Shaped like zoo creatures driving tiny race cars.
Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA
** SECOND PLACE **
Long Beacheetos: Cheetos that are salty and have an oily aftertaste.
Jim Spero, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
** THIRD PLACE **
Syrial: Mideast breakfast.
Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA
HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)
– Corpus Crispies: A flesh-toned cereal that goes snap, crackle, pop!
– Beef a Las Vegas: No matter how much you eat, the calories stay in Vegas.
– Coloradoughnuts: Beautifully textured pastries whose tops are often powdered.
– Utaco Salad: A salad that comes in a basketball shaped bowl and has a JAZZy flavor.
– Tex-Lax: What you may need after a Texas sized dinner.
– New Pork, New Pork: The other white meat, so nice they named it twice.
– Sauce-alito: Piquant and picturesque.
– Tenesseefood: Seafood that you eat after playing tennis.
– Chile flavored Turkey on Red China, hold the Greece (you’d better be Hungary!): United Nations cafeteria special of the week.
– Lancaster oil: A spoonful a day is good for you heart.
– Peroots: South American carrots, potatoes, and parsnips.
– Rabbit City, South Dakota: Where to go for Hasenpfeffer.
– Grand canned yams: Easy way to eat vegetables in Arizona.
– Lobster Mozambisque: Cream soup in east Africa.
– Beirut beer: Lebanese soft drink.