Humor Contest Results — Geo Foods

The Geo-Foods humor contest was popular.  Our readers submitted many entries.  Special thanks to Sol Morrison of Santa Barbara for the contest theme.

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month.

Here are the results selected by our panel of ten judges.


Indianimal crackers:  Shaped like zoo creatures driving tiny race cars.

     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA


Long Beacheetos:  Cheetos that are salty and have an oily aftertaste.

     Jim Spero, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA


Syrial: Mideast breakfast.

     Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Corpus Crispies:  A flesh-toned cereal that goes snap, crackle, pop!
  – Beef a Las Vegas:  No matter how much you eat, the calories stay in Vegas.
  – Coloradoughnuts:  Beautifully textured pastries whose tops are often powdered.
  – Utaco Salad:  A salad that comes in a basketball shaped bowl and has a JAZZy flavor.
  – Tex-Lax: What you may need after a Texas sized dinner.
  – New Pork, New Pork:  The other white meat, so nice they named it twice.
  – Sauce-alito: Piquant and picturesque.
  – Tenesseefood:  Seafood that you eat after playing tennis.
  – Chile flavored Turkey on Red China, hold the Greece (you’d better be Hungary!):  United Nations cafeteria special of the week.
  – Lancaster oil: A spoonful a day is good for you heart.
  – Peroots: South American carrots, potatoes, and parsnips.
  – Rabbit City, South Dakota: Where to go for Hasenpfeffer.
  – Grand canned yams: Easy way to eat vegetables in Arizona.
  – Lobster Mozambisque: Cream soup in east Africa.
  – Beirut beer:  Lebanese soft drink.