Contest Results — Alternative Dinosaurs

It’s time for the results of our Alternative Dinosaur joke writing contest.  The contest theme was inspired by Jim Spero and Paul Lirette from Las Vegas.

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Here are this month’s top lines:

** FIRST PLACE **

Dinosaur learning to ice skate:  Mega-sore-ass
     Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Friendly Neighbour:  Helloasaurus
     Kaye Newton, Raymond Terrace, Australia

** THIRD PLACE **

Bank Chief Executive Officer:  Tiranus-Bonus-Rex
     Suzanne Tiffin, Toronto, Ontario, Canada

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Dinosaur drunk:  Staggersaurus
  – Jedi Master dinosaur:  Trythereisnotricerotops
  – Cowboy dinosaurs:  Buckasaurasses
  – Cuban dinosaur:  Castrotyrannos
  – Dangerous dinosaur in traffic:  Velocipedo Rapidors.
  – Impatient dinosaur:  Prontosaurus
  – Head of a crime family: Adonadon
  – Cookie monster:  Oreosaur
  – Holiday Store Temp:  Xmas Wraptor
  – Early Automobile:  Model T-Rex
  – Dinosaur track star:  Terminal Velociraptor
  – Dermatologist dinosaur:  Itchysaurus
  – Giant helicopter scion:  Helicoprion
  – Walnut eating dinosaur:  Canker-a-sore-us
  – Fraternity dinosaur: Pledge-a-saraus
  – Christian dinosaur quickly taken to heaven: Veloci-rapture
  – Dinosaur dictator:  Tyrantosaurus
  – Dinosaur working in a gift shop:  BagOrWraptor
  – Dino doctor:  Teradoctor
  – Bone doctor:  Orthopedic Rex
  – Dino rap artist:  Gangster Raptor
  – Indian dinosaur:  Tandooractyal
  – Computer programmer dinosaur:  Key-Rex
  – Grammar dinosaur:  Metaphoraptor
  – Hip-hop dinosaur:  Shizzle-Rex
  – Ponderous conversationalist dinosaur:  Borasaurus
  – Mideast dinosaur:  Iranosaurus Rex
  – Origin of the H1N1 flu virus:  Swineosaurus
  – Snow plowing dinosaur:  Torosaurus
  – Prescription for disaster:  Tyrannosaurus Rx
  – Lives in salt water:  Brineosaur
  – Flying kindergarten teacher:  Big Birdactyl
  – Ate fermented grapes:  Wineosaur
  – T-Rex after a vigorous workout:  Dinosore
  – Brainy dinosaur:  Cerebratosaurus