November Cartoon Caption Contest Results

It’s time for the results of our November Cartoon Caption Contest.  We feature the art of Dan Rosandich.

New Joke Contests are announced mid-month.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Here are this month’s top captions:

** First Place **

If you turn the paper upside down the economic forecast looks a lot better.
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois, USA

** Second Place **

Y’know, Dad, as the news gets worse, you look more and more like Gramps!
     Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA

** Third Place **

Daddy, I don’t think your mug shot looks that bad.
     Andrew Jones, Laie, Hawaii, USA

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Is there anything in there about those detectives who were questioning you the other day?
  – You’re pretending your reading the paper because you can’t help me with my Calculus homework, aren’t you?
  – My school prank made the front page, didn’t it?
  – Daddy, are newspapers report cards for adults?
  – If I can’t get a raise on my allowance, how about a bail out?
  – Dad, you know your blood pressure can’t handle coffee and the newspaper at the same time!
  – I’ve seen this look, Dad.  Did mom have a headache again last night?
  – Are you angry about the news, or is it really about those ants crawling all over the chair?
  – Maybe if you drank lemonade instead of lemon juice, the news would look better!
  – Daddy I promise!  I will never do anything to get me on the front page of the newspaper again!
  – You look like a man well able to handle another little set back in his child rearing agenda.
  – At least they spelled my name right in thr Police Blotter.
  – Let me guess…you bet on the Phillies didn’t you.
  – I thought your Cartoon Contest entry was a sure winner, dad.
  – Can’t you see I’m Readin’ the Noosepaper, son?
  – Hey Dad, do you remember when you asked me not to ever ask you questions while you read the paper?
  – It’s almost time for my school.  Did you finish my homework Dad?
  – Gee, strong coffee and bad news doesn’t work for you, dad.
  – I know YOU talked about this last Sunday.  You didn’t want to hear MY reply then either.
  – Is that the new model Sofa-toilet-seat ?
  – Son: Dad.  Where do babies come from?
    Dad: Don’t bother me in the morning or else I’ll send you to the place where babies come from!

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