Joke Writing Contest — Quirky Medications

Our February Joke Contest theme is Quirky Medications.

New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month, alternating months.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month, alternating months.  The next Cartoon Caption Contest is March 1, 2010.

For this month’s contest you are challenged to create names for new, non-existant medications and drugs.  Here are three examples:

Dramaflu:  Neutralizes the impact of drama queens.
Tetracycling:  Gives you the stamina to ride a bike for four hours.
Blowtox PM:  Eliminates the urge to be a late-night wind-bag.

Send your submissions to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by February 14, 2010.  Your first three entries will be entered for our top-three recognition.