Cartoon Caption Contest Results

It’s time for the top captions in our May Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of Dan Rosandich.  For the first time, our top three captions all came from the same state!

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

Here are this month’s cartoon and the results:

** FIRST PLACE **

The DNA test came back.  I have blue genes.
     Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois

** SECOND PLACE **

You should see my tan lines.
      Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois

** THIRD PLACE **

And I changed my name to Ava Tarr.
     Sandy Kampner, Evergreen Park, Illinois

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – I could talk till I’m blue in the face…or the arms…or my whole body, and you STILL won’t listen!
  – John, you put way too much fabric softener on the clothes again!
  – I thought it said self tanner for Martins not Martians.
  – I can’t sue because my skin IS smoother.
  – You won’t believe the dream I had; there was this wizard Gargamell and I was the only girl among these little guys.
  – I was still inside when they did the Extreme Makeover.
  – My hairdresser thought red would look best.
  – Don’t hate me because I’m blue!
  – The doctor says I’m not depressed, just a little blue.
  – Are you the wise guy who locked me in the meat locker?
  – I must be having an allergic reaction to those blueberries we ate.
  – I think I put to much blue cheese on my salad.
  – The good news is that my acne cleared up.
  – I got tired of fuchsia.
  – What do you mean, Copy Cats?  Our act is called Blue WOMAN  Group!
  – I told you Mr McGee…you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.
  – I joined the Army, but they turned me into an ultramarine.
  – I’m a frequent flyer on JetBlue.
  – That’s the last time I order the blue plate special!
  – You may like Popeye, but I’m partial to Bluto.
  – Next time, don’t let the bluebird of happiness get anywhere near me!
  – What “wild blue yonder”?  I’m the wild blue right here!
  – Underwear? Yes, I’m wearing bluemers.
  – I’m never going back to Kentucky!
  – I don’t care for my new job at Blue Cross and Blue Shield.
  – And you think your sunburn is bad?
  – I thought you knew I was a space alien when you viewed my Facebook profile.
  – No, I am not James T Kirk and I am not your father.
  – I should have paid more attention during the Heimlich manuveur portion of class.

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