Joke Contest — Creative Cures

The challenge for this month’s Joke Contest is Creative Cures.  The theme was inspired by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara, California.

Here are three examples:

The cure for global warming:  Outlaw political speeches.

The cure for federal deficits:  Require that salaries and pensions of congress and staff be paid only from surplus funds.

The cure for young people wearing low-rider pants exposing their underwear:  Require all parents to wear low-rider pants exposing their underwear.

It’s time for you to come up with your own cures.  Submit your top three cures for review by our panel of judges.  You may submit more than three cures and the additional entries will be eligible for Honorable Mention recognition.  Submit your best entries to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by June 15, 2010.