Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Blinders

It’s time for the top captions in our July Cartoon Caption Contest featuring the artwork of Dan Rosandich.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).  The next joke contest will be announced on August 1, 2010.

Here are this month’s cartoon and the results:

** FIRST PLACE **

And yes, taping pictures of women on the inside of your blinders was a definite step backward!

     Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah

** SECOND PLACE **

Mrs Snerdly, maybe if YOU got blinders, your husband’s behavior wouldn’t be so noticeable.

     Terry Wall, Washington Township, New Jersey

** THIRD PLACE **

I’m not sure about your marriage, but this will do wonders for Tom’s golf swing.
 
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Usually it’s the woman who enters a marriage with blinders on.
  – Of course you will have to remove the blinders if you want a kiss.
  – Always use the blinders when you take him shopping.
  – So m’am, why do you say your husband can be a bit myopic at times?
  – Marriage is an institution.  So commit me!
  – Have the blinders cured your wandering eyes, Mr Smith?
  – I wore one of those for awhile, trust me, it works.
  – Once you have him fully trained you can remove the blinders.
  – From now on you’ll always see eye-to-eye.
  – Welcome to Paranoia Problems Inc.
  – Alright alright I’ll sign!  Just don’t do the stare!
  – An inch lower and you would have lost both ears!
  – This lawsuit must have really blindsided you.
  – I guarantee that he’ll only have eyes for you.
  – You’ll never again have to say “Look at me when I’m talking to you.”
  – I see you’ve convinced him not to have a pre-nup.
  – Take them off when you leave work for the day.
  – For some reason Mr Jones, you are just not seeing the whole picture!
  – Just because all politicians are doing it,  doesn’t make it OK!
  – So you want to patent your “laser eyes”.  Have you run it through a focus group?
  – How is the reception on your dish network?
  – Mr Jones, please read the third line on the chart.
  – Your husband is the most forward-looking man I know.
  – Now if THAT doesn’t prevent your husband from ogling, nothing will.
  – I wrote the agreement in mirror images, so you can read it from either side.
  – I’ve never seen a home confinement ankle bracelet slip that far!
  – George, you really have to stop hiding from the facts.
  – Staying focused on your goals, Mr Smith, can be over-emphasized.
  – OK, Casanova, if this doesn’t cure your wandering eye we will hook up the battery next week.

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