New Joke Contest — The Perfect Pet

The theme for this month’s Joke Contest is The Perfect Pet.  Your challenge is to come up with the ideal pet for a specific profession or person.  In the creative process you can start with a pet and look for the profession which would be the perfect match.  Or you can start with the profession and look for the ideal pet.

Here are three examples:

A baseball player:  A bat.
A dull talk-show host:  A yak and a boar.
A musician:  A doe, a deer, a female deer.

Tune your humor radar and get to work!  Submit your best three entries for review by the judges.  Additional entries may be submitted for Honorable Mention consideration.  Send your entries to by August 15, 2010.