Contest Results — Music On Hold

There were many great lines submitted this month.  The contest theme of Music On Hold was suggested by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara.

New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months).

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months).  The next caption contest is November 1, 2010.

Here are the top lines selected by our panel of ten judges (speakers and improv players).

** FIRST PLACE **

Organ Donation Organization — Why Not Take All of Me
     Donna Oiland, Lake Forest Park, Washington, USA

** SECOND PLACE **

Zoo — The Lion Sleeps Tonight
     D. Allen, Crofton, Maryland, USA

** THIRD PLACE **

Escort Service — Are you Lonesome Tonight
     Les Harden, Brisbane, Australia

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – U.S. Postal Service — Return To Sender
  – NASA — Fly Me to the Moon
  – Mattress Store–Sweet Dreams
  – Road Breakdown Service — Long Lonely Highway
  – Apple Spokesperson — You say it best, when you say nothing at all
  – Funeral Home — Thriller
  – Eye Bank — I Only Have Eyes for You
  – Priest — Stairway to Heaven
  – Lindsey Lohan — Oops, I Did It Again
  – Wine Maker — I Heard it Through the Grape Vine
  – Astronomer — I Can See For Miles
  – Marriage Counselor — What’s Love Got To Do With It
  – Immigration Officer — Born in the USA
  – Cialis — I’ve Been Loving You Too Long
  – Electrician — When the Lights Go Down In The City
  – Manicurist — I Want To Hold Your Hand
  – Pet Shop — Who Let The Dogs Out
  – Mime College — The Sounds Of Silence
  – WNBA — Long Tall Sally
  – U.S. Postal Service — You Send Me
  – Preparation H — Burning Ring of Fire
  – City Psychiatric Hospital — Don’t Worry, Be Happy
  – K-9 Therapist — You Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog
  – Ford Dealer — Mustang Sally
  – Shoe Store — These Boots Are Made For Walkin’
  – Candy Store — Peppermint Twist
  – Hardware Store — If I Had a Hammer
  – Hair Salon — Hair
  – Mars Company — Sugar, Sugar
  – Carpet Store — Magic Carpet Ride
  – Airline — Jet Plane
  – Professor — Think
  – Traffic Court — One Fine Day
  – Subway — Holding Out For a Hero
  – Plastic Wrap Manufacturer — Glad All Over
  – Audiologist — Do You Hear What I Hear
  – NASA — Rocketman
  – Consolidated Edison — Electric Avenue
  – Oslo Lumber Yard — Norwegian Wood
  – Calendar Manufacturer — (Medley) Eight days a week; Monday, Monday; Last Date; Day After Day
  – The Vatican — Lady Madonna
  – Elmer’s Glue — Come together
  – 911 — Billy Don’t Be a Hero
  – Drummer — Beat It
  – Google Maps — Nowhere Man
  – Las Vegas Wedding Salon — Chapel of Love
  – Meteorologist — (Medley) Blowing In The Wind; Rainy Night  in Georgia; Get Off My Cloud
  – Adoption Agency — Mother and Child Reunion
  – Irish-Native American Association — Quinn the Eskimo
  – Bankrupt Circus College — Tears of a Clown
  – Optician — I Can See Clearly Now
  – Lumber Yard — If I Were a Carpenter
  – Portable Toilet Company — Big Bad John
  – Astronomer  — Here Comes the Sun
  – Tarot Card Reader — Do You Want to Know a Secret
  – Navy — Yellow Submarine
  – Pest Control Service — Another One Bites the Dust
  – Fabric Store — Chantilly Lace
  – CIA — Secret Agent Man
  – Burger King — Any Way You Want It
  – Crematorium — Ashes to Ashes
  – Egg farm — Lay Lady Lay
  – Moonshiner — In the Still of the Night
  – Realtor — This Land Is Your Land
  – Jewelry Store — Diamonds Are Forever
  – Dermatologist — I’ve Got You Under My Skin
  – Victoria’s Secret — Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
  – Chimney Sweep — Light My Fire