Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Reunion

It’s time for the results of our March Cartoon Caption Contest–Reunion.  We feature the art of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).   The next Joke Contest is April 1, 2011.

Here are the top captions for this month’s contest:

** FIRST PLACE **

You just got out after spending 20 years in jail?  So you’re single…?
     Sue Fiedler, Corpus Christi, Texas

** SECOND PLACE **

Frank, I’ve always considered you a shrewd businessman.  But charging people for NOT taking their picture is pure genius!
     Dave Orris, Patterson, California

** THIRD PLACE **

Didn’t you use to be Brock Miller?
     Darin Thompson, Smithfield, Utah

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Don’t worry about the flash not working.  After a couple more of these, everyone will be well lit.
  – I told you to buy the camera that has the Extra-Slimming option.
  – 30 years and what do I have to show for it…3 ex’s, 10 kids, and an extra 75 pounds; how about you?
  – If you push the button on the other side it squirts ink.
  – I hate it when a light flashes just when you’re trying to take a picture.
  – If you take one more picture of your ex-girlfriend, Hector, I’m gonna
throw my drink in your face!
  – Just because you have a camera doesn’t make you a photographer.
  – Of course I recognize you, Arnold.  You played the romantic lead in our high school production of “Hair.”
  – Well, Clark Kent in the flesh!  I heard our reunion committee had finally tracked you down to The Daily World newspaper in Gotham, New York.  Funny, we all predicted you’d go into Spot Welding or Sheet Metal Work.
  – Isn’t that the camera you used at our high school prom?
  – You work for that sports magazine, don’t you? Are you looking for swimsuit models?
  – Don’t take a picture of me without my homecoming queen tiara.
  – I still remember all the fun we had in the Camera Club darkroom.
  – I’m into flash photography…so flash me.
  – Do you still drive that baby blue Ford Pinto?
  – Do you want to join the old gang and me afterwards, for some strip Dungeons and Dragons?

Visit cartoonist Dan Rosandich who has an extensive and in depth archive of categorized cartoons and cartoon pictures available for licensing at negotiable fees.