New Joke Contest — Classic TV Updated

The April Joke Contest is called:  Classic TV Updated.

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).  The next Cartoon Caption Contest will be announced May 1, 2011.

Your challenge for Classic TV Updated is to take an old TV show which is no longer in production and bring it up-to-date.  You can do this by changing the name slightly.  Or you could add a sub-title or short TV Guide type description.  Or re-cast the show.  Or some other variation.  Here is an example:

The Beverly Hillbullies
The cast of 90210 learns that “It gets better.”

See what you can come up with.  Submit your top three lines to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by April 15, 2011.  To be eligible for our top three recognition, also submit your Name, City and State.