New Joke Contest — Crime and Punishment

The theme for this month’s contest is:  Crime and Punishment.

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).  The next Cartoon Caption Contest will be announced July 1, 2011.

Your challenge is to come up with an activity, which may or may not be a crime and then determine what the punishment would be.

For example:

  – An employee guilty of inflating his expense account would serve time in a padded cell.
  – A person caught playing solitare at work would be placed in solitary confinement.
  – A bad comedian would serve time in a funny farm.

See what you can come up with.  Submit your top three lines to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by June 15, 2011.  To be eligible for our top three recognition, also submit your Name, City and State.