Joke Contest Results — City Slogans

Here are the results of our October Joke Contest.  The theme is City Slogans, inspired by the Las Vegas slogan:  What happens in Vegas…stays in Vegas.

New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months).

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced on the first of the month (alternating months).  The next caption contest is November 1, 2011.

** FIRST PLACE **

What happens in Roswell didn’t really happen…or did it?
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois

** SECOND PLACE **

What happens in Hollywood…wait I’ll tweet it.
     Nancy Lininger, Camarillo, California

** THIRD PLACE **

What happens in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, usually won’t affect you for nine months.
     Samuel McRae, Battle Mountain, Nevada

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – What happens in San Andreas is not their fault.
  – What happens in Orlando is Magic.
  – What happens in Sonoma is something to wine about.
  – What happens in Niagara Falls is not worth a dam.
  – What happens in Fresno is just a lot of sour grapes.
  – What happens in San Juan Capistrano is pretty hard to swallow.
  – What happens in Chicago will blow you away
  – What happens in Portland is too obscure for Non-Portlandians to understand.
  – What happens in Waikiki can usually be cured if you try aloe.
  – What happens in Hell usually isn’t worth what happened on Earth.
  – What happens in Philadelphia isn’t all its cracked up to be.
  – What happens in Denver will leave you breathless.
  – What happens in Boulder rolls downhill.
  – What happens in Chicago I can’t tell you because I’d have to shoot you.
  – What happens in Vegas sells T-shirts.
  – What happens in Louisville makes horse sense.
  – What happens in Nashville, involving a broken heart, a fancy car, or a horse, can become a big Country-Western song.
  – What happens in Indianapolis happens at 200 mph.
  – I don’t know what happened in Gross, but it happened 144 times.
  – What happens in New Limerick usually starts in Nantucket.
  – What happens in Winnemucca is great — if you need a mucca.
  – What happens in Echo is is is is is . . . . .
  – What happens in Ames is production of gun sights.
  – What happens in Kinde turns up on a blog.  (The Kinde, Michigan, Annual Polka Festival is in September.)
  – What happens in Nashville is available on I-tunes for a dollar.
  – What happens in DC had nothing to do with any person that simply wants a secure life and a job.
  – Something was going to happen in Atlanta…but it was stuck in traffic.