New Joke Contest — City Slogans

The theme for this month’s contest is:  City Slogans

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).  The next Cartoon Caption Contest will be announced November 1, 2011.

You may have heard the phrase:  “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”  It’s a marketing slogan used by the city of Las Vegas.  Your challenge this month is to create slogans for other cities.  Examples could be:

  – What happens in Washington DC costs $15 trillion too much.
  – What happens in New York City will be happening in your town in twelve months.
  – What happens in Smallville takes place before 8:00 pm.

Your entry should follow the format:  “What happens in (city) ….”  You pick the city and then create the punchline.

See what you can come up with.  Then submit your top three lines to by October 15, 2011.  To be eligible for our top three recognition, also submit your Name, City and State.  You may submit additional lines which will be considered for Honorable Mention.