Cartoon Caption Contest Results — Witch Brew

Here are the results of the March Cartoon Caption Contest–Witch Brew.  The top lines were selected by our panel of ten judges (speakers and improv players).  We feature the artwork of professional cartoonist Dan Rosandich.

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).   The next Joke Contest is April 1, 2012.

Here are the top captions for this month’s contest:

** FIRST PLACE **

Sure, I could have put in some flies…but you said you’re a vegetarian.
     Sol Morrison, Santa Barbara, California

** SECOND PLACE **

You must have misunderstood.  We call it green energy because it turns you into a frog.
     Terry Wall, Washington Township, New Jersey

** THIRD PLACE **

If you can swallow the entire cauldron, Newt, I guarantee the primary voters will swallow anything.
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from my coven!
  – You should have paid attention when your friend got turned into a little horse.
  – If you think you can fix a better soup, jump right in.
  – Listen, Newt, I don’t care if it’s an iPhone, an iPad, or an iBall.  The recipe calls for an eye of Newt.  So hand it over!
  – Now I can’t go anywhere without being recognized.
  – Well, that didn’t go well at all!
  – I can make you a better looking toad, that’s about it.
  – You didn’t read the job description, did ya, hon?
  – Lets work on finding the princess, shall we?
  – What did you expect when you went to an unlicensed witch who graduated from a fly-by-night school?
  – You should have known better that to use a witch with no malpractice insurance.
  – But, I really AM a princess.  Kissing you was supposed to turn YOU into a PRINCE.
  – Yes, it makes you ugly, but it’s low in saturated fat.
  – I’ll make you a potion, Newt, but are you really sure you want to be president?
  – Have your lawyer call my lawyer.
  – Bubble bubble boil and bubble
    Ear of rat and eye of Newt
    Get into the cauldon frog in a suit.

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