Joke Contest Results — Unlikely Endorsements

It’s time for contest results for the June contest:  Unlikely Endorsements

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months). 

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).  The next Cartoon Caption Contest is July 1, 2012.

Here are the top entries selected by our panel of judges (speakers and improv players) for this month’s contest.


50 Cent for Dollar Stores
     Tom Nee, Oak Lawn, Illinois

** SECOND PLACE ** (tie)

Beyonce for Bed Bath & Beyonce
     Sandy Kampner, Evergreen Park, Illinois

Donald Trump for The Hair Club for Men
     Linda Valentine, Naples, Florida


Justin Bieber for AARP
     Craig Harrison, Berkeley, California

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Betty White for the Naturalist Society
  – Any politician for anti-bullying
  – Martin Short for heel lifts
  – Kate Middleton for Royal Crown Cola
  – Johnny Cochran for Isotoner Gloves
  – Charlie Sheen for the Betty Ford Center
  – Mike Krzyzewski for Scripps National Spelling Bee
  – Gerald Ford for the Royal Ballet
  – Julia Child for Banquet frozen dinners
  – Jamie Dimon for the Occupy Movement
  – The Wright Brothers for Amtrak
  – Ben Franklin for F.W. Woolworth
  – The Queen of England for Redman Doublewide Trailer Homes
  – Texas Governor Rick Perry for Toastmasters International.
  – Howard Stern for Miss Manners Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior.