New Joke Contest — Unlikely Endorsements

The theme for this month’s Joke Contest is:  Unlikely Endorsements

New Joke Contests are announced at the start of the month (alternating months).

New Cartoon Caption Contests are announced at the start of the month(alternating months).  The next caption contest is July 1, 2012.

Your challenge this month is to create Unlikely Endorsements.  We often see famous people doing commercial endorsements.  For example, celebrities often promote mortgage companies, weight loss programs, and drug products.  Your assignment is to create some unlikely commercial endorsement pairs. 

Here are some examples:

Rush Limbaugh For ACLU

Dick Cheney for NRA

Administrator of GSA for Las Vegas Convention Bureau

Write as many humor lines as you can.  Then select your best lines and submit them.  If you submit more than three, the extra lines will be eligible for honorable mention.  Only your first three will be evaluated by our panel of judges for first, second and third place.

Select and submit your best entries, and your city/state/country, by June 15, 2012, to