Joke Contest Results — What Makes You Laugh

It’s time for the results of our October Joke Contest — What Makes You Laugh–In Three Words or Less

Our Cartoon Caption Contests with Dan Rosandich are on hold while he is upgrading his web site.  For now, we will have Joke Contests every month.

 New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month. The next contest is November 1.

Here are this month’s top lines:

What Makes You Laugh — In Three Words or Less

** FIRST PLACE **

Mishaps on stage
     Kim Spero, Las Vegas, Nevada

** SECOND PLACE **

Big people falling
     Jim Spero, Las Vegas, Nevada

** THIRD PLACE **

My fellow inmates
     Marty Bernstein, Oak Park, Illinois

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Helium adjusted speech
  – Baby’s first taste
  – Ventriloquist’s dummy signing
  – Leno with laryngitis
  – Taser tag
  – Government Leadership
  – Old Monster movies
  – Stupid criminals
  – Outrageous DUI excuses
  – Printing errors
  – Funny home videos
  – Toastmasters meetings
  – Spoonerisms
  – My barbershop quartet
  – My son
  – My funny bone
  – A Curious  Kitten
  – Baby’s First Word
  – Baby’s First Step
  – Wife telling stories
  – Grandkids playing chase
  – Politicians attempting truth
  – Tripping over nothing
  – Startling grown men
  – Kids mimicking adults
  – Yoda backward speaking
  – Mae West
  – The occasional gotcha
  – Several drinks
  – Laurel & Hardy
  – Pesci in Goodfellas
  – Kramer
  – Jack Benny’s violin
  – Rodney Dangerfield monologues
  – Mayan predictions
  – Three Stooges movies
  – Calvin & Hobbes
  – THWAK….WHOOOPS….SPLAT!!!
  – Pie in face
  – Unexpected associations
  – A Celebrity President
  – Saturday morning cartoons
  – Fun balloon animals
  – Cialis commercials
  – Blazing Saddles
  – The Darwin Awards
  – Mork and Mindy
  – Tickle me, Elmo
  – Sol, Gerald, Nancy.
  – Really bad puns
  – Non sequitur reactions
  – Plays on words
  – NFL referee strike
  – Most wining entries