Joke Contest Results — What Frustrates You?

It’s time for the results of our November Joke Contest — What Frustrates You?

New Joke Contests are announced on the first of the month.

Our Cartoon Caption Contests are on hold while our cartoonist, Dan Rosandich, upgrades his web site.

Here are this month’s top lines for What Frustrates You? — In Three Words or Less:

** FIRST PLACE **

Lane-Changing Lunatics
     Scott Tredwell, Advance, North Carolina, USA

** SECOND PLACE ** (tie)

Forgetting Your Name
     Kaye Newton, Raymond Terrace, NSW, Australia

Forgetting Friends’ Names
     Gerald Fleischmann, Fountain Valley, California, USA

** THIRD PLACE ** (tie)
 
Obnoxious, Loud People
     Terry Wall, Washington Township, New Jersey, USA

Democrats and Republicans
     David Novick, Dayton, Ohio, USA

FREQUENTLY SUBMITTED AWARD

Three Word Contests

HONORABLE MENTION (in random order)

  – Slow Left Driving
  – Cheap Toilet Paper
  – My Darling Wife
  – Unscratchable Itchy Bits
  – Cold Showers
  – Happy, Underachieving People
  – Drivers Like Grandma
  – Discounted Inflated Merchandise
  – Out Of Coffee
  – No Toilet Paper
  – Political Television Ads
  – Slow Restaurant Service
  – Slow Motorized Shoppers
  – Winning Inept Politicians
  – Bloviators With Microphones
  – Compulsive Texting Pedestrians
  – Distracted Multi-Tasking Drivers
  – Assembly Required Instructions
  – Unmatched Socks
  – Tiny Texting Buttons
  – My Slow Lap-Top
  – Spam
  – Overworked And Underpaid
  – Dull Pencils
  – Really Lousy Movies
   – Rock In Shoe
  – Typo In Newspaper
  – Politically Correct Jargon
  – Forgetting Common Words
  – Empty Gas Tank
  – Sand In Spinach
  – My Unsung Genius
  – Losing Joke Contests
  – Losing Lotto Tickets
  – Standing In Line
  – Being Misunderstood
  – Waiting For Godot
  – Child Safety Caps
  – Long Gas Lines
  – High Gas Prices
  – Pushy Tailgaters
  – Tight Underwear
  – Airline Baggage Fees
  – Itchy Clothes
  – Constantly Unhappy People
  – Perfectionism
  – Constantly Messy House
  – Arguing Children
  – Unending Laundry
  – Infinite Dirty Dishes
  – Slanderous Political Ads
  – Telemarketers
  – Computers Crashing
  – No Internet
  – Crumbs In Bed
  – Stationary Queues
  – Hitting Wrong Nail
  – Traffic Lights Blinking
  – Flights Delayed Overnight
  – Pompous Person Pontificating
  – Mishearing Third Repetition
  – Drives Like Daytona
  – Irritable Bowel Syndrome
  – Wasteful campaign spending
  – Bumper To Bumper
  – The Fiscal Cliff
  – That’s My Spot!
  – Anyone Saying No
  – Electronic Medical Records
  – Not My Job
  – Losing Joke Contests
  – Exercise Takes Sweat
  – Love Takes Patience
  – Bad Schwarzenegger Impressions
  – I’ll Be Back
  – My Souffle Falls
  – My Joke Loses
  – My Fellow Inmates
  – People Won’t Listen
  – People Won’t Talk
  – Computer Freezing Up
  – Things Breaking Inconveniently
  – Bad Relationships
  – Lack Of Tact
  – Car Making Noises
  – Body Slowing Down
  – Being Really Tired
  – Stupid Driver Ahead
  – Highly Advanced Phone
  – Too Much War
  – Negative Attack Ads
  – Really Stupid People
  – Really stupid me
  – Inexperienced Authoritarian Bosses