New Joke Contest — Time Savers

The theme for the August Joke Contest is Time Savers.  We’re looking for humorous time saving tips.  This probably means we’re not looking for REAL time saving tips, like:  Never handle a piece of paper more than once.  Or, start your day by planning and prioritizing your daily activities.  No.  Those are NOT what we are looking for.

Instead, we’re looking for funny tips which are not to be taken seriously. For example:  Wear a watch on both wrists.  You can check the time no matter which way you’re looking.

Here are three examples:

  – Put a refrigerator and microwave in every room.  When you want a snack you won’t need to waste time walking to the kitchen.
  –  Become a nudist.  You won’t have to spend time getting dressed in the morning or getting undressed to take a shower.
  – Serve only food you don’t have to chew: mashed potatoes, pudding, Jello, creamed spinach, baby food.  Eat. Swallow. Eat. Swallow.  Skip the tedious chore of chewing.

See how many lines you can create.  Then submit your three best lines by August 15, 2013.  Your top three lines will be judged for Top Three recognition by our panel of judges.  You can submit more than three lines.  The additional lines will be eligible for Honorable Mention.  Send your entries to   Include your name and where you live (city/state).

Our next joke contest will be announced September 1, 2013.