New Joke Contest — Food Films

November joke contest:  Food Films

What if your local theater opened a restaurant and they featured only famous food films and famous food stars.  What films would play in their theater? What would be the items on their menu?  This contest theme was suggested by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara.  Thanks Sol for stimulating our creativity.

Your lines could be:
“Coming Soon to a Theater Near You” (film titles)
“Menu Specials” (featured menu specialties)

  – Sugar Cane Mutiny
  – Seshuan Flew Over the Cookoo’s Nest
  – The Corn Legacy
  – The Big Chili, Starring  Lana Turnip,  Joan Crawfish,  Marilyn Merlo.
  – Golden Globe Artichokes

A single line could apply to Film Titles and also to Menu Items.  Write as many as you can and then submit your best lines, with your name/city/state, to by November 15, 2013.  Your first three submissions will be entered for Top Three recognition.   Additional lines may appear as Honorable Mention.

New joke contests appear on the first of the month.  Our next contest will be announced on December 1, 2013.

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