New Joke Contest — Living On Mars

The theme for our June Joke Contest is:  Living on Mars.

Mars One is offering you the opportunity to sign up for a one-way ticket to Mars. You can be selected for seven-years training to prepare you for the first team to colonize the red planet. And that leads us to the challenge for this month’s contest.  Complete this statment: “I want to live on Mars because…”

Here are some sample answers:
– After work I could relax in one of the many Mars Bars.
– That’s where men are from.
– On a clear night I could see Russia from my front door.

Write as many lines as you can. Then pick your three best lines to enter for our Top Three Contest. You can submit more than three lines and the additional lines will be eligible for Honorable Mention. Send your entries, with your name, ciy and state, to HumorPowerTips@HumorPower.com by June 15, 2014.