Joan Rivers

Memories of a comedy professional…Joan Rivers.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

My best birth control is just to leave the lights on.

I am definitely going to watch the Emmy’s this year. My makeup team is nominated for Best Special Effects.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

It’s been so long since I’ve made love, I can’t even remember who gets tied up.