New Joke Contest — Official State Book/Movie/Song

The theme for our October joke contest is Official State Book/ Movie/Song. These are not really the official books/movies/songs. You make them up. Hopefully your connections and creativity will make your lines funny.  This theme was inspired by a suggestion submitted by Sol Morrison from Santa Barbara.

Here are three examples:

Book: Wisconsin–Who Moved My Cheese?
Movie: North Dakota–Frozen
Song: California–Good Vibrations

Write as many lines as you can.  Select your three best lines and submit them to by October, 15, 2014.