Ten Reasons Why Toastmasters Do Not Jog

Ten Reasons Why Toastmasters Do Not Jog

10. Because Mr Jogger, Ms Trotter and Fellow Runners sounds stupid.

9. Because they fear jogging more than they fear death.

8. Because there is no designation of JTM.

7. Because they know that other joggers will be visualizing them naked.

6. Because if they drop dead on a jogging trail they’ll be featured on Dateline NBC.

5. Because the local JogMasters International club will bug them to join.

4. Because everyone they know who is already a Distinguished Jogger is really not in great shape.

3. Because joggers never smile.

2. Because jogging is not on the Distinguished Club Plan.

1. Because all they’ll get for their effort is a certificate of participation.